Soccer may not be the most American of sports, but at least the participants have the good sense to abide by our celebratory traditions when playing over here. Case in point: the L.A. Galaxy's alcohol-drenched locker room bacchanalia right after winning the MLS Cup.
This just goes to show that all championships should be celebrated by spraying beer and champagne into your teammates faces, and every trophy should be a cup so as to guzzle whatever alcohol isn't flung in the air. It's really the only way to go.