What you missed while sitting in a giant inflatable snow globe ...
• College Football. Appalachian St. becomes Div. I-AA's first three-peat champs.
• NBA. Rip City re-rising; Blazers win sixth straight 99-91 over Utah.
• NHL. Bloody Alexei Ponikarovsky scores two; Leafs thrash Atlanta 4-0.
(And yes, it looks like Nightmare Ant is going to be posted above everything until 2pm today. He truly does have a mind of his own. Sorry.)
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