What you missed while Kevin Johnson hoses out your room ...
• College basketball: If you laid all of Stanford's big men end-to-end, well, that would look pretty comical, wouldn't it? Stanford 75, Arizona 64.
• NBA: Why? Because I'm the Wiz, and nobody beats me! I'm the Wiz ...
• NHL: Sens beat Habs 3-0 to claim lead in the Northeast. I have no idea what I just typed.