What you missed while hitting a home run and wondering "Where the hell is my stuffed pig?" ...
• MLB: It's that Jon Lester vs. Rich Harden matchup that all of Japan has been talking about for weeks! Let's all watch.
• College basketball: UMass comes back to beat Syracuse in NIT quarterfinals, which is probably just as unexciting to read as it was to type.
• NHL: Opus approves ... Penguins beat Devils 2-0 to clinch playoff berth. Herring for everyone!