What you missed while failing to control your buffalo ...
• MLB: Miguel Tejada celebrates one of his many birthdays with four hits, leading Astros over Padres 10-3.
• NHL: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here, Alex Ovechkin, is only MOSTLY dead. Capitals 4, Flyers 2.
• NBA: Bucks hire Scott Skiles as head coach. That'll turn the tide.