What you missed while trying to make sense of a world in which Jan Brady is 50 years old ...
• NBA: All those who had Suns vs. Mavericks in the second round of the playoffs, please put down your pencils and exit the room quietly.
• NHL: All those who had the Avalanche advancing to the ... oh, forget it.
• MLB: David Wright saves the day for Mets' crappy bullpen. NY 5, Pirates 4, 11 innings.