What you missed while at a stop sign ...
• NBA: LeBron makes two key baskets against Celtics. Unfortunately, he missed his other 16 shots. Boston 76, Cleveland 72.
• MLB: Diamondbacks' Randy Johnson somehow gets all of his surgically enhanced body parts to work in unision to earn 6-4 win over Phillies.
• NCAA: You're not walking out on this one, mister. You're finished. No more Delta! I'm going to revoke your charter! If you wise guys try one more thing, I'm going to kick you out of this college! No more fun of any kind!