Adam Schefter explained some of his robotic reportorial tendencies today:
I don’t take vacation, literally. First of all, I’m married to a woman who doesn’t like to fly. We have five dogs. We have two kids. If it were up to me, we would take one, because I sometimes feel I need one. She doesn’t like to leave the house. So literally never go on vacation. Never.
And that, children, is why Adam Schefter is always around to tweet things like: