An Actual Umpire Bump

• If you're a manager, it's best if the ump doesn't bump you. [UmpBump]
• Interviewing the national rock, paper, scissors champion. [Red Sox Monster]
• Could the Twins contend in the second half? [Icy Hot Sensations]
• What should Candace Parker's nickname be? [So-Cal Sports Hub]
• Now here's a team that's difficult not to root for. [Food Court Lunch]
• Serena Williams would love to vote for Barack Obama. But they're Jehovah's Witnesses. So they can't. [The Meaningful Collateral]
• Sidney Ponson, pitching in the Mets-Yankees series. Seriously. [It Is High ... It Is Far]