I’d be a lot madder about this if I weren’t already dead inside Read more

Did any of you guys get to meet Clay Travis when he was here? Read more

My sister is single and she says no Trump supporters in her Tinder profile. Not because she wouldn’t date a Republican, but because it’s the easiest way to stave off guys who live in the suburbs. Read more

Agreed. Even if this somehow is in line with the letter of the law it’s still terrible. Read more

This is actually a really bad take! Read more

You nailed the Deadspin commentariat. We all love Chris Berman’s back back back call. Read more

So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - “society” - knew where to find ‘em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution. Read more

In college I worked as a mover and sometimes I’d have to discard soiled mattresses. The correct answer is “period blood.” Read more

The Deadspin staff was very nice to me at a difficult point in my life. They don’t want you know what a bunch of mensches they are. AJ in particular. Read more

I vaguely remember Mike Dukakis in the tank. Though the Gulf War is the first news event I remember talking about in school. I’m 31. Read more

It was, but proximity to Canada should let it count as a Bills infraction Read more

As it turns out the G-spot is in South Dakota. N0 wonder it’s so hard to find.

Lorenzen Wright. Now that was a guy. Read more

Pretty much Read more

Santacon is always on the weekend so you can just orient yourself away from the mob (stay at home, go out in somewhere like Park Slope or Bushwick). But St. Patrick’s is often during the week. Getting my lunch today at work in Midtown was a nightmare and I suspect the commute home will be too. Read more

19/20. Yes, I used to play a lot of FIFA. Read more

There is a scenario in which the disclaimer is meaningful. A lot of NDAs require any information to be marked as confidential if it is to be considered confidential. Those email disclaimers will count as a confidentiality marker, and without them the contents of the email could be disclosed without violating the NDA. Read more

I’ve seen a guy clipping his toenails on the L train and a homeless man flashing everyone while he peed the floor in the Penn Station bathroom, but this subway story is more weird than gross. Read more

Purple prose is BACK Read more

So, this just takes federal income tax into account. Belichick could have been referring to Social Security, Medicaid and local (Maryland, Baltimore?) withholding taxes as well. Not sure if anyone wants to delve into the history on those. Read more