@Dandy Koufax: Well done. I can't be as omnipresent here as I used to. Read more

The practice is also quite popular at Bryn Mawr. Read more

If this isn't Princeton, then why did I have to let David Hume paddle me to get my star? Read more

History Channel Presents: The Presidents. Starring William Henry Harrison and James Garfield Read more

@MattinglysSideburns: +1 and a "that ain't right" Read more

Also revealed: "You're So Vain" was actually written about, you guessed it, Frank Stallone. Read more

After they shot the TV, the men retired to the drawing room for tea and cucumber sandwiches. Read more

@Drew Magary: Well, she certainly gave him more than two strokes Read more

Kind of makes every hook up you've ever bragged about seem like bullshit. Read more

#3 was probably talking about the Oscar-winning film from 2505. Read more

@ClintonPortishead: This thread could have been saved with a Super Homo Water Volleyball tag Read more

That's some outfit Jimmy. It makes you look like a homosexual Read more

@Gravy: I'm not married; they're actually reliving my prom night. Read more

Of course, with Comcast in charge, all live chats will be scheduled between 9 and 5, and you'll have to guess the hour they take place, if they take place at all. Read more

Joke's on you, Mike Smith. Website owners can only be sued for the value of their parents' basements. Read more

+1 for the headline, Craggs Read more

@Steve U: +1 Read more

The game will probably play out like the War of 1812, with the U.S. scoring a meaningless goal during stoppage time. Read more

Wow. Who would have thought that players endorsing products at their athletic peaks would see their production tail off? Read more

@MarkKelsosMigraine: And if you break a rule, he could use a catch-phrase like "You will not get a sandwich!" Read more