@Artie Fufkin: Comment Ninja is Bissinger. Failbot is LtWinslow Read more

Texans fans noticed his posie last night when the Jets knocked them out of the playoffs. Read more

The winner will face Izzy Mandelbaum. Read more

Does every entitled, son of a famous guy Texan smirk, or is it just Adam James and George W. Bush? Read more

Glad to see soccer can still live at Leeds. Read more

The problem is Gilbert moved to D.C. from Oakland, where handgun possession is mandatory. Read more

Who's Todd McShay picking? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. Read more

The Washington Post regrets saying this call was a joke. Read more

Simpsons quotes: still golden. And congrats to the winners! Read more

Garage? This is Texas we're talking about. It's a car hole. Read more

Number 22...Fred! Read more

Joke's on you, Benoit. On Deadspin we're hung over every day. Read more

The appropriate John Cougar Mellencamp song for this story is "Hurts So Good." Read more

I didn't know they played rap-rock at Lilith Fair. Read more

Or you could wait for Rick Reilly to post his next column. Read more

This is the worst RFK-related decision that doesn't involve a shortcut through a hotel kitchen. Read more

Actually, Leach decided not to coach the game when he read about the history of the Alamo and decided a ragtag group of Texans had no shot in the bowl. Read more

Call her Jackée Robinson Read more

+1 for the headline. You're a good weekend mommy. Read more

Heat players used the calendar to brush up on their trash talk, which is why Udonis Haslem called Chris Duhon a cretinous mooncalf last night. Read more