Meanwhile, Tebow's girlfriend is attending the Russ Meyer Evening of Excellence.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Actually, nobody has ever watched all of Any Given Sunday because the jump cuts will force any viewer to succumb to motion sickness at some point. Read more

So, has anyone figured out who's using Ludovico's technique on conservatives, forcing them to read Craggs's posts? Read more

Who could have predicted Flozell Adams's injury? Read more

Further, the city of St. Cloud has changed its name to Fluffyville. Read more

Minneapolis has given us Bob Mould, New Orleans has given us black mold. Read more

Jenkins then called a press conference, arrived twenty minutes late, wore sunglasses the whole time, and spoke in staccatto-like bursts. Read more

UVA hasn't been this excited since Vineyard Vines opened a store in Charlottesville. Read more

Careful, UT fans. Go too far and you'll end up in the Fulmer State Penitentiary. Read more

In wheelchair lady's defense, she probably thought Carroll was chanting A! L! S! Read more

Baseball has a lot in common with Republicans, actually. Neither is supported by anyone who's a minority or under the age of 40. Read more

@MarkKelsosMigraine: And all the tissues have pictures of Julia Roberts in 1990 Read more

Where's the kid in the wheelchair and the interracial frisbee game? Read more

I hated anyone who got to go to Pony while growing up. Read more

Dr. Steven Faggot can't do anything for your son but he can do...The Robot. Read more

Australians are befuddled; they thought Americans had "Don't Tread On Me" written on their asses. Read more

Shower beers are crucial to going out in New York City. Since the bars are open until 4 am I take a nap at like 9 so I have the energy to stay out all night. That means I need to take a shower at like 10 or 10:30, and at that point I might as well start drinking. Read more

This is terrible, Ralph Wilson. Hiring Chan Gailey is the worst thing a Buffalo Bill has ever done. Read more

Let the cruel speculation over who was number 100 begin. Read more

@ClintonPortishead: Iracane looks good in that crewcut. Read more