What a horrible thing to do to such spritely young women. Read more
Bobby Big Wheel
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"Ever notice how white guys yawn like THIS?" Read more
Shiancoe exclaimed, delightfully, "I wasn't in the pool!" Read more
Any time there's an unconfirmed story out of Bristol, A.J. will just Lick It Up. Read more
@dglanville: I'm kind of sad nobody asked Doug here about which city has the best groupies. It's what I get for my office blocking Deadspin. Read more
You got sorority stories in the sports section. I DEMAND A REFUND! Read more
The NBA is convinced Prokhorov is not a megalomaniac tyrant after quizzing him on his views of War and Peace. Read more
Shaughnessy said he regrets calling statheads sun-deprived, as they can only see the sun when it has orbited in front of their part of the country. Read more
@twoeightnine: They would have made Geocities Deadspin I'm sure Read more
@wanna_hear_about_my_fantasy_te...: I DEMAND THAT THIS FREE WEBSITE RUN STORIES TO MY PERSONAL LIKING Read more
Damn, how did you know I was Pelle Lindbergh's son? Read more
Fullerton has already received twelve Russian mail-order bride catalogues. Read more
...or so the Germans would have us believe. Read more
LeBron went out on Friday. I can't read Read more
LT vaguely remembers getting into an argument with a fellow drinker over who England's greatest prime minister was. Read more
Oh my God, Glenn Beck was right about Health Care Reform! Read more
If only Abdrakhmanov had held up seven fingers, then the Van Buren boys would have backed off. Read more
I'd say she's more like Chuck Bass Read more
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