So I read the sex thing and there was absolutely no controversy there. You even admitted that the vast majority of hostesses did not sleep with players. You had one scurrilous accusation that a low-ranking assistant had directed them to but no evidence of organizational intent. Read more

I wrote a song for Rocket Frog Read more

Ha yeah. It's a good deal but I'm living on the edge. Not conducive to building a life here. Read more

I rent from a friend who owns the place but moved in with his girlfriend. It's actually a pretty good deal but he could decide to sell or jack up my rent on a whim. Read more

Because it's a B+ hamburger. The ramen isn't bad, it's just not as good as I expected. Read more

"Yeah, leave that to me, asshole." -George W. Bush. Read more

Don't know why you don't understand the meaning of "jokingly" Read more

I jokingly asked what else there is to do in Jacksonville. All that pollution from the St. John's River giving you thin skin? Read more

Yeah, it was obviously a bad choice, but it's unfair for "bad choice" to mean "bad fan" (whatever that means). We don't know what was going on in the heads of those people leaving the game and I'm loath to impute the belief that they care any less about the Heat than I cared about the Whalers solely from the fact… Read more

The only Rovell thing about it is that the people who left early got the math wrong. Read more

It's still their call to make though. You do the math in your head, figure beating traffic and avoiding your heart breaking is worth missing the small chance of a comeback and you go. Game 6 means the stakes are higher for the decision, but it's still your decision. Read more

Considering the team no longer exists that's as hypothetical as it gets, but I probably wouldn't. Still, I don't know what was going through the minds of Heat fans leaving the game, so I'm not going to judge them for doing so. Read more

Is it a chore doing an audiobook? How many glasses of water did you have to go through? When you do dialogue do you try and change your voice for each different part? Read more

Does the book make a good Fathers Day present, or will I look like an ingrate like I always do to the man who raised me and thinks I see him as an ATM? Read more

Thanks! Read more

Stupid tech question: can I migrate my Tumblr over to Kinja? Read more

The factual basis is stuff like Fujita saying he'd be fine in the locker room (Fujita is media savvy but he's the last guy to toe the NFL company line) and the general proclivity of people to spew invective at others who they don't know personally. Again, I'd love a thicker set of data, maybe we could ask what would… Read more

Cheers right back. I probably shouldn't have taken it personally but the fact that I was being criticized on Deadspin (!) was a bit of a shock. Read more

I think the point is that it's harder to deal with homophobes who don't know you personally. Say a member of the Dolphins came out today. Who does he have a harder time with, the fans or his teammates? Read more