The only thing Being Hit by a Car tastes like is blood. Read more

Dog > Drunk Mario. Not even a contest. Read more

Pertinent question re: counterpoint: Did an un-cute sheepherding dog do all the herding work before leaving (read: getting shooed away) so the cute sheepherding dog could galavant about for the camera? Read more

By all means, do. Thanks! Read more

Would you be kind enough to share Extra Point in the comments here? Read more

The first-day scene in Wade's office? Read more

Wish you'd have said hi. The pretzels and water were to die for. Read more

This was across the street from my office. I don't know what the hell was going on, other than some bro in a Sixers tracksuit walking up to me with a Dr. J bobblehead.

Take that back. Read more

Damn right it isn't. Read more

What is 16 divided by zero? Read more

What's the weirdest thing you've seen while taking SEPTA down to South Philly, Connor? And, because of it, do you wish you signed up for an Uber pitch deal instead? Read more

What's the weirdest thing you've seen while taking SEPTA down to South Philly, Connor? Read more

Magnificent. Read more

Have one already, IMG. Just choose not to use it regularly. Read more

I take exception to this. Your sister specifically asked for those "candid" shots, Desi. Read more

PD just dropped a line to thank you all for the thoughts. One make/model in particular struck a note with them. I'll update when they're ready to go public/make an arrest. Read more

Well, yeah. I owe my neighbors and fellow Philly residents that much. Read more

Nah; I'll miss the whining. It was just time.