I'm no entomologist, so I have to ask: Are there grasshoppers with Thermos-sized girth? Read more

Thank you for the valuable advice. Read more

Why bother putting that on here? That's easy. To piss you, personally, off. Read more

We're all God's children. Read more

That show is borderline documentary. Read more

My kind of bar. Yours?

RT @Brian Hickey: It's so awesome. Read more

It's so awesome. Read more

Gladwell? Read more

You're so right. However, I'd add "people who don't read the last line of a post before complaining about how few fights there are" to the lazier pieces of crap list. Read more

Sure am, but with that comes a numbness akin to being a coroner. Read more

Tick tock, Dom. Tick, tock.

You are the real, BrooklynBrawler. Read more

Eat the Virgil shit. Read more

Take a deep breath. Relax. Exercise the virtue of patience. There is a whole cavalcade of street violence on the horizon. If I sheltered you from it for too long, the terrorists will have won and as a True 'Merican, I would not let that happen. Read more

Tim Robbins. Read more

I know, right? Solyndra!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read more

Ontario, California. Read more

Don't think anybody could argue with that. Read more

Do you get royalties from The Killers related to their song "Spaceman"? If so, would you spend it on a) weed, b) blow, c) some kind of crazy new drug that none of us have ever heard of before but exists, if only in outerspace? Read more