Time is a flat circle, Tim. Read more

I stopped doing long division in College Read more

1. Would you rather fight 50 Desean Jackson-sized Mike Mamulas or 1 Mike Mamula-sized Desean Jackson? Read more

Whoosh! Read more

161. Andy Carroll

Messi's suit game tho. Read more

Yes, I'm the real Clark The Cub!

Not sure if it's implied in that context or not, probably have to ask an expert on that one. I think "pronounced" is often accepted short-hand for pronounced dead. Read more

I read an interesting article in the New Yorker about the founder of Bleacher Report. He's now doing the same thing and taking on the female fashion/lifestyle world. Read more

As long as you leave me unblocked on twitter, the whining shall continue. Read more

Isn't taking a shit in the street in Cleveland considered urban renewal, or a beautification project? Read more

Only someone from Philly could mess up the perfect beauty of day drinking! Read more

I think it's fairly clear that they're just shooting a video which will likely involve a train. Read more

Um, DUH, I was *CLEARLY* referring to Norfolk. ;) Read more

6. ONLY THE GOALIES CAN TOUCH THE BALL WITH THEIR HANDS Read more

Frazier's record against Clay now stands at 1-3. Read more

I'm just happy this was a call-to-arms for a non-fatal hit and run. Read more

Brian Hickey is such a hypocrite. Decrying violence, especially hit & runs, on Twitter while posting these videos. Wish the guy that hit em had been going faster. Read more