"Yeah, well, the only real way to get teams to stop choosing to be bad is to remove free agency." Read more
BronzeHammer
BronzeHammer
My boyfriend doesn't like to shop, jackass. Read more
Agreed, re: fucking Albert. Read more
When are the rest of the Shit Lists dropping?!? The last one left a bad taste in my mouth. Read more
Sex? No thanks. If I want to fuck my wife, I just hide the credit card. Read more
That's hilarious. Read more
That's pretty wild, but I think I found the craziest one yet.
I'll finally explain this for all the dumb hicks who stumble into this post hoping to defend bigotry and instead get waylaid by some person they evidently believe to be making a political statement about fuel economy. Read more
Goddammit you are stupid as hell. Jesus Read more
You didn't understand the joke, or its explanation, or this further hint, or probably any book you've ever read. Good luck Read more
Would an ATV use more gas than a tree, do you think? Get back to me with your calculations as soon as you can. Thanks. Read more
You bastard! You'll be hearing from my lawyer, as soon as he gets done giving you a +1. Read more
Dang. Read more
For Sweden, I could literally not give less of a fuck what you think about anything at any time. Read more
I’m sitting in the passenger seat of a camo-painted ATV
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Blugh Read more
The good news is that, by making their trailer terrible on purpose, the Hawks cheerleaders have increased the odds that they will receive The Hobbit's box office take at the end of next year. Read more