There are two, and only two. Read more

Here we go baseball, here we go. Clap clap. Read more

This year’s Mission:Impossible was Rogue Nation, not Ghost Protocol, not that the names make any difference or sense.
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Good. Almost too good. Read more

You’re clearly an idiot, so I’ve dismissed your multiple attempts at making a very dumb comment as a courtesy. Read more

That's great. Read more

Send me your review of Lucky Buddha's character and ingredients when it's published, and I will link to it here. Read more

We planned our wedding at Chik-fil-A. I stopped that fancy dining shit fast and in a hurry. Read more

It's a good beer. But my first encounter with Abita was as a teenager, when I took my high school girlfriend to The Melting Pot and, in a bid to be fancy, ordered a $4 cane sugar root beer in a frosted glass. Purple Haze isn't quite that good, and neither is The Melting Pot, but anyway I married her so what else do… Read more

Ok, I will. Read more

I am not a terribly go-outta-my-way-to-be-social type of guy, but I also find that talking to the fans near you, who in most cases are actually the people who "own" the seats they're in, can yield some interesting perspectives and make the game even more fun. This applies to basketball, hockey and baseball much more… Read more

I linked to this in the post. Thanks. Read more

The liquid in the bottle was beer. Pretty sure I covered that. Read more

Yeah. Read more

Well, like I said, this Buddha is not the Buddha Buddha. And as far as that broad brush you're painting with, adherents of a similarly pacifist religious and national tradition just strong-armed a brewery into dropping the name Gandhi-Bot from their label. Read more

You said in 3 sentences what I tried to say in 1200 words! Except I said a bunch of other cool, funny stuff as well. And I am very handsome also, apropos of nothing. I agree with you though. Read more

That's cute...you still drink commercial swill? I'm a homebrewer myself. I'll never go back to supermarket suds. Read more

It most certainly does not. Read more

It's very drinkable, without being what some people would say is "watery" or flavorless. It strikes me as a great candidate for beer cocktails, or maybe serving as a ginger beer substitute in a mule? Read more

This is probably the way to go. Read more