You dumbass. You damned wrong damned dumbass. Read more

I agree with you, based on the flavor alone. It's like whenever there's some new kind of tobacco-ish thing, like Snus or vaping, people say it's marketed directly at kids when it really isn't. It's not easy to stand up for tobacco companies, mind, but the restrictions on their ads are such that all you can point at is… Read more

im not checking the math but thank you for doing it! Read more

If I ever have a third, I'll just have to hope they're not done accepting applications for that one-way Mars trip. Read more

In my state? Probably never. Read more

God, no. The Beer Idiot is the side of bacon mac & cheese to Drunkspin's t-bone. Will ain't going anywhere besides the corner store. Read more

Sure, in the sense that all flavored malt beverages are essentially the same thing (wine coolers are technically different but spiritually similar). The base liquor is, to my palette anyway, indistinguishable from brand to brand, so the only thing to really discuss is the flavor they throw on top. Some of them taste… Read more

We should cook up some kind of rating system, for absurdity's sake. Read more

Heh, yes. Read more

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This is wonderful, Albert. Read more

His face looks like someone shining a black light on a rest stop toilet seat. Read more

It looks like he fell face first into a tub of glue and then a horse's ass. Read more

When I was at the store the other day, a guy was with his wife browsing through the low-class girly drinks I was trying to buy for myself. They were talking about them and putting them in their cart and so on. Then he noticed me, and began talking - almost yelling - about how much he liked IPAs, and if she were ever… Read more

Heavy is the head that wears the crown, my man. Read more

No, you're dumb! Read more

Big time hahas at Kevin trying to do work while you jagoffs jack off. Read more

Maybe the stores would balk at a price increase? Although, if this beer is as sought-after as you say it is, surely the brewer would have all the leverage. That's an interesting question, though. Read more

Drink what- and however you want, my man. The idea of sniffing beer a certain amount of times is goofy as all get out to me but that doesn't mean it's wrong. Sniff away. Read more

This is insanely funny to me. Keep doing your thing, man. Haha Read more