The can is gorgeous, but I've never had any. Part of me thinks I might have a bias against beers that make it sound as if they taste like something other than beer. I mean, I love beer and all, don't get me wrong. But I've never had a beer that tastes as good as a cream sodas, which is what this brand makes me think… Read more

You do seem like a Dodge Neon guy. Read more

You guys can't stop watching a lot of stuff around here lately. Hope everything is okay. Read more

Agreed on all counts. Read more

He says he's taking that as a compliment. Read more

That's true, but there is "gambling", which is how I meant it to come off. Read more

That's true about Nevada, but I think they are all closing down because they aren't making any money. So, bet while you can! Read more

Generally, I think most people would agree that "nothing against it on the books and yet people are arrested/punished for it on a regular basis" would constitute a legal grey area, given the results, but good for you. I am sincerely glad that you've exercised that right. Read more

Yeah but it's not like a misdemeanor is all that much fun, either. Read more

Whoops, yeah, you're right about the vig thing. Got topsy turvy when I was switching sentences. Read more

There is always a minimum, and it varies. It's not like a thousand dollars or something though, so if it's worth the trouble to you it's worth the minimum. Read more

If you have a strong opinion about the legality of placing bets online, then that's fine. But it is no more illegal than the legal marijuana dispensaries in certain states. I linked to a lot of legal discussion on the topic if you'd like to read it. Read more

Please click through to the individual states. The statutes are current as of the end of last year. 2007 was probably the last time they edited the explanation of the criteria used in the chart. Read more

There really is nothing like people who say "You can do x", who have never "done x" and will never "do x". Read more

Hey yeah why didn't I talk about rapists a whole bunch. That would have been funny. Oh well. Read more

CALL SECURITY ON ME OR I WON'T GO AWAY. Read more

Damn. Read more

Thank you for clicking the links! Fixed. Read more

I think you figured it out, man. Good work. Read more

Dude you sound like a real fuckin creeper. Read more