Yeah, the big joke here is "Everyone agrees with joed782". Glad you picked up on it. Read more

I have like 40 replies from people who are saying it is not good satire because it was not outlandish enough for them to immediately recognize it as not real. Those are the true heroes. Read more

People are not going to get this. Good luck. Read more

Yeah, sugar sucks. That's why it's in everything we eat. I hate it. Read more

I asked my wife if she wrote this. No! So, thanks. Read more

That sounds like a minor league kind of thing. Those guys are genius cowboy outlaws. Read more

I love Memphis so damn much. Read more

Your body is trying to tell you something; ignore it. Read more

If there's a beer scene outside of my refrigerator door, I don't know about it. Read more

Cool, I'll check it out. Read more

[fairly obviously having a stroke] It's da wadder....it's da wadder in da beer Read more

Pain is weakness leaving the body. Read more

What were these people standing in line for, then?

It also sells because it tastes good, is what I would say to that. Read more

Hey, I'm walkin ovahh heahh! Read more

Mike's Harder is sold at liquor stores only (for now) in Tennessee, which is a whole other purchasing dynamic. If you think it's weird buying booze soda instead of, say, Budweiser, try buying it over Jack Daniels. Read more

RIP Zima. Read more

Yeah, you're right. I definitely didn't know 9 x 10 = 90. Thanks. Read more

Me, the guy with normal wheels: Ah. Read more

I'm here for the gangbang? Read more