I gotta wash my hands, too? Read more

I think, given the right tool and experience, which this person is by now presumed to have, it seems very possible to deflate a ball by a small amount every 10 seconds or so. At the very least it is more believable to me than taking a 90 second piss, which I don't think I've done on even my drunkest nights. Read more

Most of these are upsetting, but that one is downright disturbing. What a bizarre outlook on life. Thank you for sharing, Tom. Read more

Good Lord, Farooq looks like a bus driver who has "had just about enough of this bullshit!" Read more

I had a few college classes with a guy who was back in school on the GI Bill, and who had his unit designation or whatever tattooed on his lip (claimed to be a sniper, and it was believable). Read more

How did you know I was a year older? Stay away from me you stalker. Read more

People sincerely believe they are "owning" me by saying there was more football on than I realized. Really glad to be a part of it. Read more

It was rhetorical, but thanks for contributing to the bizarre back and forth. Read more

Sorry. I'm more of a Taxslayer.com guy. Read more

It takes a big man to admit this, but I think you're right. The ESPN-ification of the sport actually made me kind of give a shit. Read more

Evidently I was lost on the damn cable guide! Read more

I agree that the playoff was very good, and most of the shit people said to protect their own interests looks incredibly goofy now. Read more

too much... Read more

Well thanks for not being a hypocrite you sellout bitch. Read more

$150 for vodka????????????? Read more

A -32% ROI? Don't quit your day job, Baucom, whatever that is. Read more

No thanks. I can just buy it. Read more

Jim Koch has one billion dollars, so fuck him. Read more

Way to go, Tom! Read more