Congrats on a great season, bud.

Screw off. Read more

Isn't it weird that both comedy and academia are purported to have such a liberal bias? Almost like there's something there. Read more

Uh, is this a job offer? Read more

Many commenters here are self-styled joke writers. I've heard tell that SNL has an open call for Weekend Update contributors every August — is that true, and is it a good way to get an "in"? Read more

The First Noel is such a cop-out. "Born is the King of 'Is-rye-ell"? No. No. You don't step off the basepaths like that. "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" is fairly metal though, so good on you. Read more

I really like alternating a handful of these bad boys with a handful of honey roasted peanuts while drinking, and I'm not just saying that because they sent me a bunch of coupons in the mail when I begged them on Twitter.

This is brutal, man. And pretty inspiring. Nice job. Read more

Oh I didn't know you were an activist. Read more

Pepperoni baby! Read more

I got lost looking for blender discounts. Read more

I don't even see race. Read more

Haha. "butt". Read more

I love this beer. Read more

Obviously, this idiot is as deserving of scorn as anyone currently drawing breath, but in the interest of giving a complete picture, I would suggest that he has also gained fame by being a very willing punching bag for writers whose time would probably be better used on just about anything else. He lives for this kind… Read more

You idiot. Read more

State school much? Read more

Yeah, it was innocent until proven guilty until I took over a federal judge position, and I have sentenced Winston to 25 years in prison. Read more

Take a stats course bub. Read more

The Gorilla is the most terrifying creature on the planet. At least with a Tiger or Elephant I have confidence that it'd be over quickly. But the Gorilla would toy with me. He is dastardly and cruel. I have nightmares about him. I hate him. Read more