These girls can only hope to one day be part of the porn industry. Read more

Well, he lasted longer than Color Me Badd's auto body shop. Read more

Maybe she got sick after a trip to pancakes house. Read more

@Highbury Library: /getting caught pun Read more

@Civil Negligence: Sgt. Tate! Read more

And losing by 30 makes it seem like they played that game "make it take it." Read more

I went to St. Ignatius. Not that one though. Read more

How does someone have a "wrong shoulder" Gary? How? Read more

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@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: He spent the savings on a best of Celine Dion CD and Face/Off on VHS. Not a bad haul. Read more

The Mavs put up 49 in the 2nd quarter? Jesus. Read more

Confirmation email: received. Woo, I guess. Read more

If there's one thing Deadspin has been missing it's Simon Rex. Read more

I read that first one as the town's professor taking him aside and I began to think what Back to the Future would've been like with Rick Reilly. Read more

Pfft, Rick DiPietro and Osi Umenyiora have been holding book club meetings for years. Read more

And who can forget the goosebumps when they listed the names, the names of all the crew who put together that particular broadcast. They were the true heroes that day. Read more

His plan: regaining the weight and returning to his job as a small town police commissioner. Read more

Deon Richmond has a few things he'd like to say about Snoop Jackson. Read more

Should've had his lucky crack pipe. Read more

Somewhere, Todd Marinovich is cackling like a mad man. Read more