Ah ok, I was in the bleachers and the dragonfly swarm really cleared things out. I had these two teenagers behind me talking about the new Spider-Man movie, that's the only complaint I had with the crowd. Read more

That's terrible and I would definitely have come down on them (harder?) had I witnessed that sort of behavior. Where were you sitting? Read more

Lynn Hoppes's feet are light and nimble. Lynn Hoppes never sleeps. Lynn Hoppes says that Lynn Hoppes will never die. Lynn Hoppes dances in light and in shadow and Lynn Hoppes is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Lynn Hoppes. Lynn Hoppes is dancing, dancing. Lynn Hoppes says that Lynn Hoppes will never die. Read more

Given what we know about his drinking, politics, and uncomfortable relationship with the animals—some have gone so far as to call him the Dr. Doolittle of the Double Switch—how can you still rep La Russa? Read more

This is all well and good until Heath Bell successfully uses Mark Buehrle's uncle in a plot to assassinate Stanton in a Dade County retirement home. Read more

There are enough subtle differences in the jokes here that a joke-stealing accusation is unwarranted (in my opinion). Louis CK's bit is pegged on the idea that he himself is so repulsive that if he went back in time and sexually assaulted Hitler, Hitler's self-esteem would lowered so much so that he would rather… Read more

That is not a man toasting the demise of a younger man. No, that is a man solemnly shaking his head, baffled at what the universe has done to him this time. Read more

Yes, 'tis I. Trying to regain my fastball, or seeing if I ever really had one. Read more

Wow. I can't believe Barry doesn't know what Don Cheadle looks like. Read more

Alright, thanks for the kinds words. I think we can all agree that it was mostly fun. Read more

@Notyourvidis: I don't think so? I can't give them away anymore though. Read more

@Burning Down The House That Ruth Built: Fair enough. That must've taken some work or you're a DMB fan. You've wasted enough time. Read more

@Walk Off HBP: Not a single thing. Not a single thing. Read more

@Achiever: He's far too big for the proverbial cardboard box with my plants and pens in it. Read more

@TigersAwkwardHi-Fives: Not as far as I know. Unless you were, of course. Read more

@TigersAwkwardHi-Fives: Ha. Not today. Read more

@Stanfield's Muscle: But, it's Lauryn all the way. Read more

@The CFL Allstars: That's the spirit. Read more

@Stanfield's Muscle: Clay? I don't know. Read more

@Stanfield's Muscle: No one likes Pras? Read more