@FavreFAIL: Yes. They will think they are doing what's best for their children with weird names. Read more

@The CFL Allstars: This is a little too somber. This isn't that sad an occasion. Read more

@FavreFAIL: Well, the undesirables in Williamsburg will marry off and move to Park Slope, meanwhile, Williamsburg will be paved over with expensive condos. I'm sure there are similar scenarios for the others. Read more

@IronMikeGallego: Forever? No, but maybe as long as Glanville. Read more

@Red Ned: That's a good question. I'll ask the ninjas. Read more

@FavreFAIL: Less than three. Eventually they'll move to different neighborhoods and we'll stop hearing about them. Read more

@Cyrus_the_virus: Can't do both? Read more

@SchenkersAxe: Much as I love him, Moises Alou shouldn't have lost his cool like that. But also, A-Gonz made a terrible error. Read more

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Just at my local park league that had a pitching machine. I was much more of a basketball player back then. Read more

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Shawon Dunston/Tuffy Rhodes or Glenallen Hill, but only because they flashed potential once or twice and then bombed/had middling careers. Read more

@SchenkersAxe: Cubs. Always and forever, sadly. Read more

@SchenkersAxe: Probably Rocky Road. Read more

@Disco Choo: I don't remember us being very good at sports. There's that. Read more

@Tulos_Mullet: These were new shoes! Read more

@Disco Choo: Sure. Read more

@SchenkersAxe: Then in that case, um, "Epic?" Read more

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: So, this is what it sounds like, when doves cry. Read more

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Loyola? They always thought they were so much better than us St. Ignatius kids. Oh, and Mother McAuley, bunch of skanks. To answer your second question, very much so. Read more

@Tulos_Mullet: Sure. When is it? Read more

@SchenkersAxe: Does Daft Punk's "Digital Love" count? Read more