@scoop.and.slam: If I had to pick, I'd say #41, but I haven't listened to any of his full albums since the first one. Read more

@Malik Sealy Dirt Mattress: Ha. Zero so far. Read more

@IronMikeGallego: Just a schmidge, but I like a commenter with a little meat on his bones. Read more

@Sonar Jose: Man push-ups for sure. Read more

@MidwestCoastBias: Thank you. Read more

@Tulos_Mullet: I..I can't. Read more

@Achiever: Thank you. Read more

@Tulos_Mullet: Yessssssssss. Read more

@UpstateUnderdog: I wrote that on all the mirrors in my apartment. I figure I'd be by one if I wanted to put Aqua Velva on my genitals. Read more

@Delonte, Interrupted: Thanks. Read more

@Brettbox: It would be cruel to bring a horse up the stairs of the building. They're far too steep for the descent. Read more

@Red Ned: Honestly, if there was anything to tell, it would have been done by now. Read more

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I'd prefer the first three, but there's no way to know. Nash's "Atlantic City" post is gone, I just hope I'm not scrubbed in a similar fashion. Read more

@FavreFAIL: A happy medium would be nice, I think. Read more

@Tom Gugliotta's Delicious Frittatas: Horribly. They could smell my John-Waters-mustache growing abilities from a mile away. Read more

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Oddly enough, the answer to all three is Tommy Craggs. Guy's a dynamo. Read more

@BarD: It's an open room and they sat on the opposite side of our table, so unfortunately porn was not peeked during trips to the head. Read more

@Jack Edward's Hair Piece: I don't think that's Corbin Bernsen's voice. Read more

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Desperately. [Doe eyes] Read more

@UweBollocks: It was all a lot of fun. Maybe when we all sat around coming up with things for the vuvuzelas in history posts. Read more