"Chatroulette, that's what we need in the locker room." Read more

@DennyCrane: HA, can't +1 one you again, unfortunately. Read more

@Beer-Fart: I figured that more interesting things happened there because people were bored. Read more

@Beer-Fart: I went to a bar called The Key Club with an acquaintance once. You had to be a member there and you got a key to open the door. Needless to say, it wasn't anything special and I made a few wife swapping jokes and was never invited back. Read more

Did Tony at least say that he forgot his apology but if Norby'd like to come down to the garage with him, he'd be happy to give it to him? Read more

Dwyane was doing his impression of Anthony Hopkins in Legends of the Fall, guys. Read more

Well, at least he died before Chad Ford could bust a nut and cause the Nuggets to waste a draft pick. Read more

At least Anthony Mackie will be able to play Derozan in the movie version. Read more

Derek Harper looks like Louis Gossett Jr. in Enemy Mine more and more everyday. Read more

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: [newsbusters.org] Read more

How does one become the chief concept officer at Taco Bell? Read more

The WNBA: Where Adult Braces Happen. Read more

That's how you properly use "bi" in a sentence? The Bi-Monthly Sci Fi Convention (Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con) just got less funny. Read more

I hope Reilly had another son (or any teenager, really) to take to the shoot and for material. Read more

@IwaxJayMariottiseyebrows: I see your Luna, and raise you a Victory Auto Wreckers.

Push it, pull it, tow it to Gulf Mill Ford, Magary. Read more

@Sandburgh: I know, that actor is a puff. Read more

Why would Reynolds be making Smokey and the Bandit references four years before Smokey and the Bandit came out?! When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?! Read more

@Sandburgh: Ah, gay jokes. Read more

With any luck, the local Huguenot and Calvinist population will shame him out of town. Read more