@J.L. White: She was so, so sick. Read more
David Matthews
DavidMatthews
@Gourmet Spud: Stop cackling. Read more
@Gourmet Spud: As a sometime editor, you should have admin links, it's sorta shaped like a buzzsaw, and if you click on that, you can choose "promote only." Read more
@Lionel Osbourne: "Tage Sale — You're It," "Victor. Echo. November." or "¡Viva los Muertos!" for me. Not that you asked. Read more
@Nothing Can Kill the Grimace...: It's my first time, I'm really nervous. Read more
@Hit Bull Win Steak: Hey now. Read more
@J.L. White: Wayne Knight, playing Dennis Nedry, was killed by the dilophosaurus. Martin Ferrero, playing Donald Gennaro, was killed by a T-Rex while cowering in fear on a toilet outside the T-Rex paddock. Everyone knows this. Read more
@WhoDoYouKnowHere: Would a lesbian wear this?
Whoever wins, they're paying. Read more
@I Party With Smoot: I hadn't connected Hasek and Daze initially, I was just using them as two separate examples and then when I looked up when Hasek got traded: boom. Read more
@Whitey Fisk: Fixed. Read more
@UweBollocks: The song is called "Saturdays!" Read more
@johnivdaly: I was dared to say "cockamamie" and "hold the mayo." They cut the "hold the mayo" part. Read more
@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: I did, but it's really dangerous to ride a bike wearing shutter shades and constantly adjusting a keffiyeh. Read more
Double postin'. Read more
@DirkToberFest: It started off with Chromeo's "Momma's Boy" but someone called me "weird" so I went with this. Read more