I meant every word I said. No idiot-baiting here. Nope. Read more

I actually used the jalapenos in a jar, but freshies would be great, too. Love the sound of your toppings. Read more

That's right, you folks are on the northern edge of spiedes territory. Spiedes are amazing, considering that it is pigeon meat soaked in dry cleaning fluid and grass clippings and roasted over a tire fire. Just delicious. Read more

My favorite routine is Daddy eats a shitload of raw dough, Daddy has to grate extra cheese because he can't keep his fingers out of it, and Daddy touches his eye after dicing the jalapenos and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Read more

It's weird, I don't see a lot of discussion about using a cast iron skillet (I strongly recommend the 16x9-ish Lodge one that is smooth on one side and has grillin' lines on the reverse) for pizza making. I first used mine because my cheesy old perforated steel round pizza pan had gone missing, and holy shit, I… Read more

TRONBALL, I have never been so thoughtfully complemented. I plan to have Sleet Farmer engraved on headstone. I love it. Read more

No snarky hidden meaning. Two good guys making good points, and gettin' along. Hangin' out, talking law and maybe cracking a brew. Read more

Awww, look at you two! This is beautiful. This is the Deadspin I love! Read more

It is really almost comical that now, in 2013, the best way for me to communicate with someone, under the radar, is a letter in a security envelope sent first class mail. Read more

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I picked up my phone and listened to the dialtone for 10 seconds to simulate that experience. Read more

Rovell: "Look, enough of these ridiculous allegations. The only 15 year old I'm interested in is this delicious Jim Beam. Make a Bold Choice™." [swirls glass] Read more

With the low right elbow, extended left arm and slight inside-out hit, that's a smooth little golf swing, too. Minimizing rolling the forearms, too. Hitting a nice little draw that doesn't draw, with that motion. Read more

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I'd agree that "Were through the looking glass, people!" except that is a goddamn Alice in Wonderland reference, and this is the year 2013, and we need some modern, edgy, hip, replacement phrases. Read more

...and so, the Zarglings sentenced him to the deepest level of the underworld, condemned to forever strive mightily at his task, and fail in humiliating fashion. Read more

Just beautiful, man. Read more

I am dead and buried in Scotland, yo. Can't keep a dirty mind like mine down tho, straight deadguy commenting. Skepticism is aight. Just reread some Rawls. That veil of ignorance is some shit, right? Good stuff. Best part of being dead is getting Golf Channel for free here in this dank hole in the ground. You a LPGA… Read more

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Oh, that is so goddamn good. Read more