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Just like the time we got stuck in the vent shaft trying to peek into the ladies' locker room at the senior center! Read more

It's my favorite thing I've done today, and has gotten the least reaction. I have weird taste. Read more

You're talking about umpires, right? Read more

Really, Jesus and A-Rod are a lot alike - more so than you'd think. Read more

Interestingly enough for us history buffs out there, Thomson's grandfather, Bill was stationed on the USS Slater in the North Atlantic and was the semaphore operator who sent the famous message "U-boats in area, banana butt head monkeywrench torpedo underpants" that ended Germany's harassment of Allied shipping. Read more

Is It A-Rod Christmas Yet? Read more

"Yo, Bron, I got Chris Berman on line 1, can you talk?" Read more

Hi BlackFlag! I have some information here that may change your life in an amazing way. Give it a read, and get back to me, k? Read more

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Nice that the NCAA tailored the penalties to Oregon's football program, in that they lose one and only one scholarship, but lose it on the last day of the season. Read more

He's expected to be charged with, at the very least, obstruction of justice... Read more

As a former camper and camp counselor, I am screaming and crying at the inhumanity and awfulness and hilariousness and sinister greatness of that. Midnight Vegemite! Read more

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Rafa is to getting booted in the second round at Wimbledon as my old boss Frank was to trying to get me drunk, and asking if I wanted to "play hot tub wrestling." No, Frank, I don't. No one does. Read more

"Even" Bubba Watson can be a petulant jerk? Read more

+1, Dave. Read more

Fuckin' ERISA, man. Whoda thunk. Read more

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