The height of first-world problems. I think that a newer exotic attracts a different type of car gawker than a prewar car. Most younger or middle aged folks just give it second look and move on. The old dudes, though... Dealing with old codgers you run into a few different issues than I'd imagine you do - the "expert… Read more

I may sound like an ingrate jerk sharing this, but here goes. In my early 20's I inherited some 30's era cars from my Dad, among them a 1931 Buick phaeton. It's a great driver, and with the top down and the windshield folded forward it is just a great cruiser on a summer afternoon. I enjoyed it like this for a while…

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Some say I look a bit like Chris Berman of ESPN. Some say I sound like Gilbert Gottfried. Some say I taste like rancid milk. Some say I smell like a dead raccoon trapped in a hot car trunk. Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some call me Mictlantecuhtli, the Aztec lord of death. They're right. Read more

Interestingly enough, Mel needed to get a new pair of golfing socks because he got a hole in the fence around his yard, and the darn neighbor's dog stole one off the line while it was drying. Read more

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Sure. And, if you think screaming baba booey is the fast lane to more fun/funny, you've probably repeatedly been admitted to the hospital for eating your own lips. Read more

That kind of thinking and understanding and logic gets you put on the lists of "Probable Homosexuals" and "Definite Communists" over 'round in Baseball-land. Read more

LOL the last time I saw people get so excited about one ball in a cup was when I was watching John Kruk. See, I'd just finished finished playing 18, and was on the club's patio overlooking the 14th green having a lemonade with Tom, Greg and Julie, and John, who is an electrician from over in Maple Springs chipped in.… Read more

Well, you know what they say, a hand in the bush is worth any two birds. I think. Read more

Sure, this is bad, but not as bad as the time "Chris Shelton" called into 101.7 Sex Chat Radio, busted a nut 10 seconds in, and then spent the next 20 minutes unsuccessfully trying to get hard again. Read more

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Man, I cannot wait to read this book. Thanks for coming by here. Read more

It seems like much of the discussion and analysis revolves around purely physical attributes, like, "who is born with the greatest innate capacity or body conducive for strength, speed, endurance etc." Did your research look at how some sportsmen (and women) effortlessly dominate some sports where there isn't a clear… Read more

You rotten son of a bitch. Read more

Do not make eye contact with the UFC. Read more

Reminds me of that time the Kool Aid man and smashed through the wall of that bank vault and made off with $24 million dollars. Crazy. Read more

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In response to this news, reactions varied across the restaurant industry. Read more