I'm not from CT, so I can't really be cited as an authoritative source on this. I can't be held liable if you do and your dissertation "What's the deal with those stupid steamburgers" is rejected. Sorry. Read more

This is a fantastic article. +1 Read more

HEY YOU GOT IT WRONG! I OBJECT AND AM OFFENDED. Read more

How about this:

I tune my diet just to leave skid marks, and then I get to pee them off. It's the circle of life, the law of the jungle. Who are you to steal the meaning from my days? Read more

OH MY GOD, BACON AND BEER? What if there was whisky in it too? And the hot chick from that show with the geeks? And a tight fitting tee shirt with a silly saying on it? And a totally not-ironic, but actually ironic mustache? And a fried egg? And that picture from Futurama with the take my money? And Reddit was somehow… Read more

"The boy, being around 12, tells the whole bus about it. Soon, everyone is screaming. The bus driver has succumbed to the urge. The urge he has struggled to fight his entire life. His pants are off, his lips pressed on his teeth in a manic rictus of pleasure and the bus hurtles over the guard rail. Everyone is… Read more

It's absolutely incredible how similar Nick Punto is to my my neighbor Frank. The Basepaths are where Nick Punto's scrappiness goes to die, and the hole under my front porch is where Frank's old golden lab Roscoe went to die. Read more

Kinja! Read more

Gluten gave me a congested taint, scabrous mumps on my scapula and type III prumbulitis. Once I stopped eating it, I lost 12 pounds, my poly-tyro-cystohol levels went through the floor and I finally found the courage to trepan myself. Yay for gluten-free! Read more

"This tyrannic despot's controlling nature forced an unwilling participant into starring in a violent video production to satisfy the animal urges of a nation?" Read more

This is hilarious in about 5 different ways. +1 Read more

You know, this fellow here reminds me a lot of a number of basketball players. Read more

Sure, Williams is D-III, and ok, even in one of their not-uncommon undefeated seasons they decline the post season to focus on athletics, and fine, it's 26,000 light-years away from anywhere in Massachusetts other than North Adams, and sure, the atmosphere at the games (even against Amherst) is so positive and… Read more

It's ok man, I like you. Read more

That's a pretty thoughtful distinction you're drawing there. I can tell you are a man of logic, and philosophy, and I like that. That said, I respectfully decline the rejection of my snark, as a person's inclusion in the set "superbowl winners" may exclude them from the set "snarkable on the grounds of career… Read more

Nuts! I've been denied! Read more

Well, it looks like a clumsy, stiff-legged ram, and has no brain to speak of, so can we just call it Kurt Warner? Read more

I'm waiting for the episode where we invite Rick Reilly to look through our microscope, and we smear ink all over the eyepiece. Read more

Do you want to make a baby with me? Read more