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Shit, I've had a load of cast iron pans (and griddles!) for over a decade, and I wash them in the sink, hot water, a scrub brush and soap. None of this "gently tease them with a soft brush made from an angel's pubes" shit. Granted, I seasoned them well the day I got them - Crisco, a hot oven, smoke alarms sounding -… Read more

"Wash your hands thoroughly before you handle contact lenses." Read more

That's not "lag" that's "boost threshold." A turbo cannot make boost (well, a typical sized turbo) at idle. Depending on the size and design, it needs exhaust gas at the right volume and pressure to do its work - gas that is created above "x" rpm. In a well-sorted LPT setup that may be as low as 1100 RPM, and it… Read more

My 99 9-3 SE 5 door is like a black hole. I fold down the second row and there is literally *literally* no limit to what I can fit in that car. Christmas tree? Sure. Apartment-size dryer? Yep. The planet Mercury? Of course. My 83 900T was the same way - fold down the rear seat and you could put a Panamax-class tanker… Read more

That's a great question, "ShriektheRacoon," glad to take a shot at answering it. In the past a Deadspin Commenter was someone who added value to the conversation by being funny in an original, creative way - failing that, they contributed something smart, thoughtful and worthwhile. Perhaps most importantly, he or she… Read more

They may be commenting on Deadspin, but they sure as hell aren't Deadspin commenters. Read more

Before someone gets all hot and bothered by the issue of free speech, let's remember that this is NOT a free speech situation. Sonnen is clearly being compensated very well for his speech. If this was a free exercise question, it would be different, because he's not getting paid to exercise, but to train. Read more

Fordham is clearly not a football powerhouse and that was clearly not a hail mary. I believe I may have been misled. I'll never trust this web-site again. Read more

According to legend, Wagner pulled a double-ended dildo (Sexcalibur) out of a giant stone and with that magical dildo and with the mystical powers conferred, became Mayor of Minneapolis. Read more

This is good. Read more

And I jerk off for the exercise. Read more

While bench pressing a Ford f-350 made of skulls. Read more

That sounds fantastic. I'm going to drink many of each of those. On hot sweaty days, I like Wild Turkey 101 rye with Goslings ginger beer and seltzer in equal measure, served with a quarter lime (squeezed) over ice in a pint glass.* I have not settled on a name. I could use some help deciding between: Read more

Shhh. He'll hear us! I don't want to get beat up, do you?! Read more

Oh wow. Read more

No plain old club soda on the list? Are you not a man? A man who drinks booze and likes to cut that booze with club soda? A man who issues listicles for the purpose of soliciting whiny questions? Do you not solicit these questions just to beat up on their whiny authors for comedic effect? Read more

Paper not cover me? ROCK INVINCIBLE! ROCK TAKE OVER WORLD! Read more

According to my handy-dandy guide to annoying pop trends, the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy its brain, which, by my reckoning proves once and for all that whatever else he may be - Sidney Crosby is NOT a zombie. Read more

Sure, we laugh, but Ms. Piggy got the car, the house, and the royalties for "Bein' Green." I wouldn't find comfort in the bottom of a spoon, but it ain't my place to judge. No sir. Read more