If only the gearboxes they were mated to were as singularly bulletproof. Sigh. There would be a lot fewer otherwise clean 900s in junkyard. Read more

He put a ball in the junk with a bad swing. Are we sure this isn't a subtle tribute to Seve? Read more

[ed. note - portions of this interview may have been mis-transcribed. It was difficult to hear anything over the sound of those goddamn eyebrows.] Read more

+1 Read more

I didn't click through to read the whole ad, so apologies in advance if I'm wrong, but the presence of the 2.0T motor immediately disqualifies it from any Viggen-y comparisons. Read more

Roatti, nice to talk to you. Your list is intriguing. Do you like Shakespeare? Are you at all familiar with the famous line "The lady doth protest too much, methinks?" Read more

"Ok, Roatti, you got this. Remember all the practice, all the time perfecting your form. Keep it simple. Imagine you are throwing a watermelon over a fence while wearing ski boots." Read more

Come on dude. Maybe sit the next few dozen plays out. Read more

+1! Read more

That's a shame that Martin has such thin skin and this ended so badly. Pretty much everyone there loved Richie's fun and silly pranks, like the time he replaced an Oreo's filling with toothpaste and offered it to a teammate and then keyed that teammate's new Escalade. Such a fun goofball - people just need to… Read more

That is a sweet gif. Read more

Horse racing has, in ways both good and bad, a lot in common with NASCAR, with the big difference that cars aren't sentient mammalian beasts that feel pain and fear and which sometimes must be shot in the head in front of a crowd following a crash. Read more

Way underrated. Read more

It never does. Read more

"These may have been boom times for American fitness, but they were bad ones for American breasts." Read more

Great comment. Read more

I ask this in a completely snark-free manner - which is/was better, the tank treads or the ice skates? Or, am I misunderstanding, and it's not a matter of "better" but just of "different?" Read more

Seriously. I died at that. +1 to the Golem of Prague. Read more

I'm not sure which I prefer - the idea of a minor league hockey team called the "Meriden Vapor Burgers" or a person using that phrase as an insult. "Listen you thundering vapor burger, the filing deadline is tomorrow, and if you don't get dick pix submitted, Rod Magazine will never do business with us again!" Read more

Wow. This is a humdinger. +1 Read more