Record amounts? Like 33 dollars? Or more of a “round” number?
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David, what does your girlfriend say about all this?
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Very carefully?
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I’ve got this one: Very Carefully.
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Source? The Pages.
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Spoiler alert: The entire Game of Thrones takes place in Pam Ewing’s dream. None of it mattered. She and Bobby fuck in the shower and she forgets all of it.
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Yeah, he has a fantastic understanding (well duh) of the technical aspect of the event. He recognized and explained the specific dynamic issue that caused a skier fall. I enjoyed that a lot more than I would some guy sounding like a hyperventilating soccer announcer. He’s fine.
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Would it be an appropriate vehicle for a 55-year old partner in a consulting firm with impeccable salt-and-pepper hair, who works 72 hour weeks and resides in Briarcliff Manor?
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An update on the 2018 Saab 9-3 Turbo-X would be nice.
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Satisfying? This is up there with the first piss after the third pint. They should combine the two for max satisfaction.
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“A match that lasted two hours” is how my uncle Randy explained Hanukkah.
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I will do nothing of the sort.
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I’d let me get ahead of myself, for one of these.

Absolutely. 900s and 99 Turbos. There are a couple of *dedicated* people on various Saab boards, like Saabnet, that have restored them from the ground up - like, rotisserie and all.
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2011 Chevy Colorado WT 4x4. Last winter, with the new tires and 4x4, it was an absolute tank in the snow, until the engine computer crapped out in a mysterious way and it spent 6 weeks in the shop. This winter, it continued to just blast through snow & slush like a bulldozer until it got a dreaded p0017 CEL and went… Read more

As an elementary schooler in the 80's, my best friend’s dad had a brand new Saab 900 Turbo 3 door coupe with a 5 speed. Black with tan leather. Compared to the Caprice wagons my family had, the 900 was like a goddamn spacecraft. It was sleek, fast, stylish, smelled nice, had cool ergonomic dials, and had TURBO on the… Read more

I laughed, I cried. The story is a masterpiece.
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83 8vt? Still going?
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Look at the goddamn sidecut on those skis. Fuckin’ chopsticks are envious of them.
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The 900 has the famous clutch-behind-the-radiator thing. 9000 not so much. I even wrote a tongue-in-cheek but actually legitimate repair guide to this. Read more