JesseFredeen
Jesse Fredeen
JesseFredeen

The willingness Kurkjian displays to Van Pelt reminds me of a kid trying to get his dad to tickle him because he knows he just can not handle it. Read more

"GOOOOAAAAAAL The US of A PUTS us in the playoffs!!!!!" USA!
"It is because of the USA that we are being placed in the playoff ...BECAUSE OF THEM , NOT DUE TO YOU..NOT ANY OF YOU in the green shirts ....IT WAS THEM!!.NOT YOU!..THEY DID IT!!!!!NOT YOU! remember this forever..... KEEP THIS CLEARLY IN MIND FOR THE REST Read more

Here's what I had done, hip resurfacing. Lots of fun!

God damn, my brain just came out of my head to give you a hug after this wonderful massage.

Great job on the article. Read more

Too much science. Needs more dong. Or bears playing tether ball. Read more

Regressing has been my favorite part of Deadspin lately. Excellently written and cited articles that teach the readers things about sports that simple game film cannot. Keep up the good work, guys. Read more

This is easily one of the best reads on Deadspin in awhile. +1 Read more

Great article. What was that highlight reel you showed up top, though? It kind of looked like football, but there were almost no graphics, no first-down and line of scrimmage overlays, no dumbass robots jumping around, and not even a single sponsor logo plastered somewhere on-screen. Read more

That was insanely informative and interesting. It's ridiculous how much we take for granted when watching athletes (or even playing ourselves) and they get injured and/or hurt. Read more

Randomly enough, whether Bo Jackson would face a different outcome now was an uneducated discussion my Dad and I had a while back. Great read, Jesse Fredeen (if that is your real name). Read more

Look, I'm sure you mean well Jesseco09, but we can't even let prisoners read your comment history without running afoul of the Eighth Amendment. The fact of the matter is that your cheesy puns and "real talk" anecdotes just don't meet the lofty Deadspin comment standards that "we" want. Read more

Wow. This Phil Mushnick guy sure gives journalists an "urban" eye. Read more

I'm sorry but people need to stop acting like beers have solid good centers. If I want a beer, I'm just going to rip it from your hands. Unless it is a kid or some other small percentage feel good story I cannot feel sorry for someone who didn't get to drink one of the thousands of beers that have made their way into Read more

Holy shit, that's awful. And I hate to make this all about my fantasy team, but I'm really pissed off that I didn't start Patterson this week in my Total Piece of Shit pool. Read more

Simplicity, people, simplicity.