Tee hee, fair enough. I’m just dreading the squish. Read more

So proud Read more

This, on the heels of Rovell snitching on that guy, got me blocked. Read more

How about "Redskins?" Read more

Damn, Getty lied to me. Photo should be fixed now. Read more

This is horrifying to watch, Greg. I don't think I've ever seen someone botch the start of a race so badly. Read more

Six cases of measles in Manhattan since February 5; twenty-seven cases of mumps at Fordham University. Read more

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid. Read more

Marion: What the hell, man? Now how am I going to get these tied? Read more

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy. Read more

They used a "K" so the kid wouldn't accidentally end up at Harvard. Read more

@SameSadEcho Read more

[dying] Read more

"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR" Read more

1. Being hit by a car Read more

Yes and no, but not necessarily in that order. Read more