What kind of asshole boasts to the world about their goddamn vasectomy? Nobody wants to hear that shit. Read more

Seconded. This is one of my virtually automatic Finest Kind posts. Read more

These are always great. Thanks. Read more

Nice to see Peter Carroll helping people get free cars again. Read more

Of course it wasn't these two. A good Sheff would never want to mess up Stew art. Read more

That's assuming those movements are voluntary Read more

Eli: (sends picture)

Oh you've got to be goddamn kidding me. Read more

I guess we'll never know what does the Fox say. Read more

Is it really too much to ask, Greg? Can you go one article without a hyperbolic, sensationalistic headline? Read more

I love this kind of behind-the-scenes stuff. As an NBA fan, it's pretty thrilling to see something in red besides the entire Eastern Conference. Read more

I'm glad we don't have any me-first prima donnas in our comment section. Read more

On second thought, this joke sucks. -1 Read more

True, but I laugh pretty much anytime I see someone with a cane. Read more

Oh Bleacher report, your attention to detail is floorless. Read more

It's entirely possible he was remembering the gone-too-young Paul Walker. A local TV station posted on Facebook that we "share our memories" of Paul in the comment section. As Knowshon knows, this can be difficult. Soooo many memories, but this is my fondest: Read more

Indiana was the dog. Read more

Why the hell is this even news? It's 2013, for crying out loud. Read more