What if one of the hookers gives you herpes? Is that still a steal? Read more

Story time: My little brother played 4th-5th grade rec basketball on the same team as Blake. I always got a kick out of seeing the look of absolute horror on some poor kid's face when they would occasionally foul Blake hard enough to cause one of his legs to pop off. (Knee high socks and long shorts hid his prosthesis… Read more

Affirmed. Read more

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Jim Cooke has also done a GREAT job with Brett Favre. Bravo, Jim.

Cue the people who don't know how countdowns work in 3...2...1.... Read more

Nichols: Lenny Cooke, who tragically died.. Read more

This comment makes considerably more sense once you realize that the author is a horse who learned to type. Read more

Holy shit. That's a great FIG. Read more

"Look at me! I'm just like Apolo OH NO!" Read more

Bears in general, but this one in particular:

OPPOSING BREAD PLANES! Read more

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Euripides. Read more

P is for the way it looks tonight Read more

Rocket Frog. Read more