If there was ever a posterchild for a site called "Regressing," it's Eli Manning. Read more

I think you should let the bully have his fun, then hope he moves on to weaker prey. Read more

Fake. It says "excellent health." Read more

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again. Read more

Jesus H, Tim. He's destroying buildings and breathing fire now, too? Read more

When asked why he would attempt diving down to the horrifying, murky depths beyond which there is nothing but sadness, he said, "It may not make sense, but it's my passion. Still, even I have to admit that clicking the 'additional replies' button isn't for everyone." Read more

At least he died doing what he loved: something you've probably never heard of before. Read more

You know who'd be great at this? FreemanMcNeil! Doesn't he write all those great movie reviews over on Sidespin? Read more

I hope you die. Read more

That's what it used to look like when I'd switch to the wrong player on defense in NBA 2K. Read more

"Ok, Roatti, you got this. Remember all the practice, all the time perfecting your form. Keep it simple. Imagine you are throwing a watermelon over a fence while wearing ski boots." Read more

No worries Tom, I finished it for you. Read more

"All of this..., has a setting. It's set to men." Read more

Few things in life can beat a hearty beef stew sandwich, open-faced style. Read more

Kris should have seem this coming. Her face has TMZ written all over it. Read more

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Is Joe Flacco a Elite Quarterback? Read more

Oh Jesus Christ!! A Pro-Bowl all-world NFL offensive lineman wants to go out and blow off some steam and everyone starts acting like a bunch of pussies about it! Give me a fucking break!!! There was probably black music on at that bar saying Ninja this and Ninja that. Oh Paleaseeeee!! Where was Martin in that video… Read more

The most shocking part of this story is Incognito having a rudimentary understanding of fractions. Read more