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The Smithsonian National Zoo has brought in Sparky, the Sumatran tiger you see above, for the sole purpose of sexing…
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Hillary Clinton is, by a mile, the friendliest presidential candidate in history to women’s media outlets. That’s…
I can’t disagree with any of this take. To find someone who wasn’t doping right along with him, you’d probably have to go to like the 50th place finisher, and that guy wasn’t beating Armstrong, doping or no doping. Read more
Starting it off early this year. Read more
+1 Tuffet
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I get it, they don’t want controversy to distract viewers from compelling WNBA storylines like “Which two teams are these again?” and “Is that point guard the one I heard about in college in 2009? No? Ok nevermind.”
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Being offered a free Lexus GS F for the weekend felt like being offered custody of the child of a distant relative…
giving up 4 goals probably minimizes those college prospects as much as anything. Read more
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Not yet, it was only recently added to our official style guide! Read more
Man, he sounds like a dick. Read more
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The American political lexicon has an appropriate word for the armed men conspicuously loitering in part of Oregon’s…
If you put peanut butter in his mouth, it looks like he’s talking.
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Umm... did you read the article? He was peeling it off and the dealer told him to stop. Is your argument that he should have done it sooner and he’s stupid because he didn’t? That’s just retarded. Read more
“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”
This is going to be like when everybody wanted that jacket Ryan Gosling wears in Drive, except they aren’t ridiculously handsome like Gosling is and ended up looking like this: