This Tiger Just Wants To Fuck

The Smithsonian National Zoo has brought in Sparky, the Sumatran tiger you see above, for the sole purpose of sexing up “proven breeder” Damai (also a tiger).

The 12-year-old sex tiger was brought to the Zoo on a “breeding recommendation,” despite the fact that he has yet to reproduce. So assuming Sparky is like every other male who identifies as a sex tiger, our deepest condolences go out to Damai.

[Washingtonian]