That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing. Read more

What an idiot. Dude should pick up a pair of Vibram FiveFingers if he wants the self-righteousness of barefoot running without the susceptibility to injury. Read more

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Inspired by the Statue of Liberty in football, in lacrosse this is known the Pearl Harbor. Read more

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl. Read more

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery. Read more

This is the right response. The Nightman Cometh is a top 3 episode. Read more

This was NEVER even a story. It was a “This guy is saying this happened” column. Read more

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?” Read more

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”
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This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots. Read more

Good thing he had that camera set up to catch any burglar who happened to bend over the foot of his bed. Read more

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore. Read more

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.” Read more

So we’re just giving ICP a pass now? Read more

Kid Rock is the worst thing to ever happen to Detroit and you can’t convince me otherwise. Read more

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said. Read more

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