You’re killing me Will. Could you at least give them something other than the D?
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Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.
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You know what? That makes a lot more sense now that you explain that. I always wondered why baseballs and hockey pucks are handed out like XXX flyers on the vegas strip, but footballs were treated like they are made of solid gold. It’s a more expensive ball, sure, but chrissakes it’s the NFL who makes and has more… Read more

“Oh look, a former HS player Deadspin commenter who thinks he can (looks at user name) ......oh. Read more

The pulled the Guard out on the next play, which was blown dead on the ground. Read more

That’s outstanding. +1. Actually, I guess +2... Well, +2 but -4. So, I guess -2. Read more

So this is where we are in 2015: the most serious and thoughtful dialogue on public policy is emanating from the podium of a professional football team, and the most obnoxious displays of ignorant boasting are coming from the debate stage of one of the two major political parties. Read more

It’d end up looking like a Civ map: all the blue states would just reform and maybe actually be able to pass laws, and they’d be surrounded by a bunch of barbarian encampments. Read more

Yes the history of Germany/Greece/Ireland and well the world should tell us Tiny city state bad
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Y’know, as a Browns fan I think this was an elegant crystallization of my experience. Read more

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+1 Mess with the best, die like the rest
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The sky over the arena was the color of Cuban’s eyes tuned to a dead Jordan. Read more

Yeah but it takes a LONG time to cross the ocean in a dingy. Read more

Based on everyone’s reactions to Dez, Geno, and Janay, only in the NFL are you responsible when someone else punches you in the face. Read more

Just some other examples to back up your point...Lebron James and Michael Phelps. Two people who just utterly dominate their field. It’s only ‘unfair’ in the same way someone playing poker gets pocket aces with two more in the flop. It’s not. That’s just the luck of the draw. Read more

If genetics was cheating then the whole art and science (mostly art) of race horse breeding (called “nicking” among other names) should be thrown out. Secretariat’s “large heart” gene is something bloodstock agents still look for. But I guess thats cheating (as if there isn’t enough allegations of cheating in racing). Read more

“But Harbaugh”, asked reporters, “what of illegals on our shores?”
“12 to 15 million, all working class or poor,
What shall we tell the teeming masses yearning at our door?”
Quoth the Ravens, “never more.”
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