Well the video stopped. He might have returned later after his mid-day repast.
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Two of the best keepers in the world, too. No wonder the penalty takers were in their own heads.
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For an example of the opposite you might want to watch the 2006 WC Final shootout between Italy and France. IIRC there were 10 kicks and neither keeper even got a fingertip to the ball. Italy only won because Trezeguet smashed a ball off the underside of the bar; 1/2 inch lower and it would have been 5-5. Read more

Counterpoint: PKs is fine. Read more

and Paladins just sat in a corner, weeping softly.
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Yeah I bet you miss them you Figureprint-flaunting bastard Read more

You were in the Hellfish with a couple former co-workers of mine. I forget their character names but it was a rogue (Farva maybe?) and a shaman. I was in another high end raiding guild on a different server and every day during old Naxx we’d come into work and compare war stories....We were always one damn boss behind… Read more

It’s difficult!...but not impossible. Once we had a system in place, we jelled, joining forces each week on that same schedule, committed to seeing it through, come hell or high water. A little discipline was all it really took. Read more

I think that means you belong in The Controversial Club.
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Chris, please learn the futbol narrative. If you are the best player and your national team doesn't win a major trophy, it's your fault. Péle, Maradona, and all the other greats did (when like 6 teams were good, not 50), so it means Messi and Ronaldo aren't that good... Read more

True, he by no means deserves all the blame, just as a kicker who misses a chip shot field goal at the end of a football game doesn’t, either, since ostensibly the rest of the team could have done more so the game didn’t come down to just one play (or in this case, penalty kicks). Read more

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.
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Messi should have done better but if somebody choked it was Higuain and Aguero. They both stunk out there and Higuain chokes EVERY final for Argentina. He has wasted the 3 best chances and the only reason he didn’t miss a PK was because they subbed him out.
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Nine other dudes. The ref made it his purpose to give out cards. Read more

Counterpoint

They also ended up wrapping, like, all 9 dudes left on the pitch around Messi every time he touched the ball, so, yeah, not JUST his fault. Read more

First time I’ve ever agreed with a guy whose job it was to punt on topics. Read more

The hole in her purse where all my money vanish!
*Enthusiastic smile*

Also Esophageal perforation. Read more

Oh Lord, that’s why they never invited you on the sex boat Read more

are you calling my wife fat?
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