I like the cut of your jib. Read more
These douches may ride on yachts or whatever from time to time but come on, getting the terminology right would imply that they actually put in some work but these guys were elsewhere drink in hand as the help did the work. The only lines these assholes have handled were powder. Read more
You’re right of course. It’s not as if these people are journalists. Read more
...both for “shitsnorting Goebbels wannabes,” which is a perfect description of Breitbart if ever I’ve seen one, and because “take a different tact” and “the tenants of [belief system]” are the twin banes of my existence. I will grit my teeth and suffer through “illicit a response,” “flaunt the rules,” and “for all…
It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.
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I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom. Read more
Finebaum would still have cried fowl Read more
You’re totally reasonable on this one. In the battle between sugar and vinegar, sugar/ketchup will always take the youthful lead, but age and improved palettes typically push the needle towards the vinegary versatility of mustard. Read more
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Clearly not. Playing for the Vikings probably wasn’t fun by any means, but I have to believe you’d have hung yourself from the goalpost after half a season with the Browns. Any reasonable man would. Read more
Maybe more of those good cops should shut down the bad ones instead of looking the other way. Seems like this whole thing would be over in ten minutes if the numbers are like you say. Read more
The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever. Read more
Transwoman here trying to get in early before there are too many comments on it. Read more