As a Bears fan from Illinois, but now living in NJ I at least cheered for a team that was less frustrating than the Jets. Maybe it was the low expectations versus the Jets fans’ moronic belief they were contenders every year, maybe it was that the team had been in the Superbowl in the last 45-50 years. Read more

Don’t forget “shoving insane amounts of prescription drugs into players,” “ignoring domestic abuse unless there’s video of it,” and “profiting off the military and breast cancer awareness.” Read more

Blacklisting players for political activism? Oh, bullshit. NAME ONE.
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Get the fuck out. Read more

Did they at least get extra time in the plastic ball pit? Read more

But, but, but... Millionaires?! /s
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GaryCoventry92 works hard for the money. So hard for it, Kluwe. He works hard for the money, so you better treat him right. Read more

Gita, thank you for this--and particularly for taking the time to collect opinions from the broader fanbase.

I personally find what Jontron had to say during the “debate” (if such it can be called with a straight face) absolutely repugnant, on both a (personal) moral level, and as someone who is reasonably well-versed… Read more

He also considered “Bears’ Eager New Guy Hitting Athletic Zeniths, Indubitably” Read more

Why, what’s up? Read more

Have you looked into pro football over there? Read more

Which is almost a shame because Sugarman is the single best name for an opioid dealer to have Read more

Wow, Terrell. That was thorough. This could have been Part 1, Part2. Read more

Oh Shit, I fucking hate the wave. I’ve got season tickets to my local university’s football games and a local company, Costa Vita you’re officially on blast, sponsors the fucking wave. The wave is stupid anyway but when this sponsored wave starts I’m positively gleeful when it dies before making it 4 or 5 sections.… Read more

5. The collective “ooooh” when someone gets dunked on proper. Read more

Its a crime that this had to come out at the same time as Zelda, I wish it’d come out the first week of January or something so it would have more time to shine. Read more

My most vivid memory of the Brian Knorr era at Ohio University was an absolute bomb Dave Zastudil unleashed against Miami in 2001. We used to look forward to punts that year, they were 1-10 and he was literally the only reason to go. We used to chant “MVP” as he ran off the field. Read more

Players can represent their country only, apparently, if they’re willing to represent the version of the country in which U.S. Soccer is most interested in selling. Read more

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back. Read more